||[Sep. 18th, 2004|10:01 pm]
Ninja Pirate Mafia Force
|||||"Lithium" -- Nirvana||]|
As of 9/18, this is Ahz's version of the NPMF timeline.
EPISODE 1: Untitled
Introduction to the NPMF and major villains (the Azure Mint Destruction Trio). Stephen Campbell comes out of Basic Command. Niku "dies" and Claire becomes a full-fledged member of Team Crimson Blossom.
EPISODE 2: IN VINOS VERITAS
"New" Niku (Iku) is discovered by the Azure Mint Destruction Trio.
EPISODE 3: Untitled
Introduction to Richard Weissman.
EPISODE 4: TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER
Amsterdam! (Yes, Amsterdam gets a whole post to itself...)
EPISODE 5: TRUTH, DARE, OR SOCK IN THE EYE
Valuable intel is stolen from the Force; all employees given a truth serum without consent.
En route to a mission, the team learns stuff from one another that should've stayed hidden.
Claire and Richard begin dating.
EPISODE 6: Untitled
Will sanctions a mission to track her down.
The team has a nasty run in with the AMDT.
Iku kills Key Lime.
Iku blinds Jon.
EPISODE 7: FALLOUT
Based loosely on the story "Fallout."
Jon goes blind.
Will kills Iku.
Will gets pulled for an undercover operation in Dimension X, he leaves.
Stephen gets promoted to Ninja Master.
Claire finds out about Richard's involvement with the AMDT.
Stephen assumes role of Jon's primary caretaker.
EPISODE 8: Untitled
Claire and Will begin their "affair."
Jon and Stephen discover that cohabitation is not as easy as it looks on TV.
EPISODE 9: Untitled
Hostile missile threat from Mogadishu.
EPISODE 10: EVIDENCE OF THINGS UNSEEN
Based loosely on "Hate: A Love Story."
Will's funeral happens like a sack of bricks.
Jon and Stephen reach an understanding.
Key Lime dispossesses Claire’s closet.
Claire tries to kill herself.
Will shows up.
EPISODE 11: DARKNESS
Claire has problems. Lots and lots and lots of problems.
Stephen decides he has to take action.
EPISODE 12: ILLUMINATION
Stephen burns down Claire’s apartment complex.
Claire finally overcomes her "insanity."
Claire and Stephen make up.
Will becomes one with Claire.
Bad guys get vanquished.
Almost everyone goes home happy.